Kristine Zbornik


Author: MLSTC/Wednesday, November 09, 2016/Categories: Alumni

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Kristine Zbornik

The New York Post called her a madcap mix of Ethel Merman, Lucille Ball and

Bette Midler, her father called her a lazy piece of shit that would never amount to

anything, you decide. 


High paying jobs:  WICKED, Madame Morrible, Tour; A Catered Affair, Broadway; Mamma Mia – Rosie, Las Vegas; 9 to5 – Roz, 1 st National Tour;


Low paying jobs:  Into The Woods, Shakespeare in the Park/Delecort Theatre, NYC, Jack’s Mother; Old Jews Telling Jokes; Tales of the City, The Eugene O’Niell Developmental Program; Roadshow, the Public Theater; Shlemiel The First – Off B’way Skirball Center; Forbidden Broadway:  Cleans Up It’s Act (Original Cast) and 20 th Anniversary (Original Cast); Splendora-Sue Ella Lightfoot, Chelsea Playhouse; I Will Come Back - Friend of Barbara, The Players Theater; An Evening with Joan Crawford - Ethel Merman; REGIONAL: Man of La Mancha – Housekeeper, Damn Yankees – Sister, Mae Peterson – Bye, Bye, Birdie all at Goodspeed Opera House; Nine, Papermill Playhouse, Schlemiel The First – Yenta Pesha, OKLAHOMA! - Aunt Eller; Hank Williams Lost Highway –Mamma Lilly; 101 Dalmatians - Cruella DeVil.


I’m paying jobs:  Varla Jean Merman is The Bad Seedling - Christine (Lead) Tweed Prods.; Blood Orgy of the Carnival Queens; The Club – Bertie; Cabaret and one person shows:  Jackie Hoffman & Kristine Zbornik Joe’s Pub; Holiday Hams Lead;  Blow Up World; Ball of Confusion; Serving Mankind; Zbornik In A Trunk. 


Created cabaret/one-woman shows for over 25 years throughout the universe.

The love of my life is Jesus; he’s a really great kisser.



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